The Question.
If you had unlimited technology and the time, in a PAW where zombies roamed the world, You have contained a small number of Zombie and told to put them to use, what would you do and how would you do it.
My answer.
In this situation I would like to refrain from all research since after all the destruction and utter chaos I believe everyone could use a laugh as well as a form of entertain ment.
Since Zombies brains are still considered functional or skull raping them of some sort would not work, even though in George A Rameros LOTD they clearly had a priest whose head was distacted and only being held on by a small figment of skin, I would still like to believe their brain is the key to their functions.
I would take the great knowledge we have of the human brain, full seperate the Cerberal Vortex from the central processing system in the brain so that their thoughts would not be able to be processed, and therfore no longer be harming us, I would set up a system of electric shock needles in their brain each one corresponding to muscles in the body, I know we don't know this throughily now but with time and expertmenting I would find the pacific areas and the time regulate them to be able to make the zombie disco dance, and have people with controls to the shock rods in their heads compete to see who can be the best at getting their zombie to disco dance, cause at this time we all could use a laugh and entertainment, I would like to thank the director of "Shaun of the Dead", Edgar Wright for the thought of using Zombies as tools.
